Old husband, young wife

When Nasreddin's first wife died, he married again. His second wife was much younger than he was and they often quarreled. One evening, when Nasreddin came home very late, his wife said to him, "I cooked your dinner two hours ago. It is quite spoiled now."

She was strong, and he was lod and weak, he fell down the stairs.

One of nasreddin's neighbours, who was always eager to know what was happing in everybody else's house, was listening, and when she heard the noise that nasreddin made when he fell down the stairs, she came to his front door and knocked.

"What has happend?", she said.

"My coat fell down the stairs", he answered.

"But a coat would not make so much noise!", the neighbour said.

"Of course it would", answered Nasreddin, "if I was inside it!"

A careful manager

A clerk who worded in a small office in a factory discovered that there were so many files in his room that there was not room for nay more. Also, each file was so full that it was impossible to add any more papers to it.

"Well", he thought and thought, and then decided to seand a note to his manager explaining what had happend and asking him for his permission to go through the old files andto take out and destroy all letters which were no longer of any use.

The next day, he received a note from the manager in anwered tho his. It said, "All right, you have permission to do as you suggest, but must make copies of all letters before destroying them."

What mean of transporatation do you like best?

Nowadays we have so many different means of transportation. For instance, on land we can use bicycles, motorcycles, cars, trains, and horses. On the water we have ships, hydroplanes and submarines. In the air we have airplanes and for a few fortunate astronauts, spacecrafts.

It is rather difficult for me to tell what means of transportation is the most rewarding because I haven't had pooprtunity to try all of them. I think much depends on what kind of trips we make-short trips or distant ones. Based on the experiences I have had, I think that the car is my favourite means of travel. I select this kind of transprtation for following reasons:

Travelling by car is less tired and more comfortable then travelling on a Honda or a bicycle. A person escapes the hot sun, wind and rain in  a car. I think the car is more convenient than the train to, because it allows a person to adjust his rate of speed and stop whenever the desires. It also allows one to regulate one's own time. He can start whenever he wishes and doesn't have to keep to a certain fixed departune time. Then, too, share seats with strangers. A trip by car is usually less noisy and smoky, so one arrives cleaner and less tired than he would if he traveled on a train. I realize that travelling by automobile has some undesirable points such as mechanical problems, flat tires, collisions and accident. In spite of all these, I still prefer a car to other types of transportation.

I would like, however, to have an opportunity to try some of the other kinds of transportation. From what I have read, they look as if they mingt be exciting and good for certain kinds of travel

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It isn't my fault.

What a beautiful!

Have you got any money?

I'm thinking.

Don't forger.

What a suprise.

When will you know your exam results?

I wonder what will happen?

Don't worry!

Shall we go?

I hope you have a nice time!

I've know about it for a long time.

Sorry. I'm late. Have you been waiting long?

It's nice see you again.

I didn't do anything.

Do you understand what I mean?

You look happy. What are you thinking about?

What do you think?

Let's go out!

What do you usually do at weekends?

You're so lazy.

That's great!

Whay are you laughing?

Have I sad anything funny?

No problem!

What you said makes me feel peace in mind!

I didn't realize it.

What happen with you?

How did it happen?

Do it again.

That's interesting!

Yes, I know all about that.

Is it truth?

How is that possible!

I was disapointed with you.

Be careful!

Are you sure?

Yes, complelety sure!

Are you ready?

Everything you said was quite true.

I know you well.

It's too noisy here!

The sooner the better.

I think I'm more the better handsome than you.

What's the best film you've ever seem?

It's 11 o'clock and you are still in bed.

I don't love you any more.

I love you even though you don't love me.

I think so/ I don't think so.

I hope so/ I hope not.

In spite of what you said yesterday. I still love you.

Deny everything.

Listen.

I'll do it unless I don't like.

What is this?

As you know, I love you very much.

That's perfect.

You're late as usual.

You look as if you was lovelorn.

What are we going to do while we are waiting?

Hurry up!

I'll be here in a monment.

Be on time. Don't be late!

You are more and more beatiful.

I wish somebody would love me.

I wonder if you could help me.

Failure is mother of succes.

Not at all.

Let me go!

I'm trying to concentrate.

I've got no money. What shall I do?

I'm not ready yet.

Don't worry about the exam. I'm sure you'll pass.

Who do you to speak to?

Where do you come from?

What do you mean?

Do you feel nervous?

What day is it today?

I'm hurry. I want something to eat.

Let me know.

How much money have you got?

Both of us were very tired.

Do you want tea or coffee?

How often do you go to school.

Almost none.

You are so nice 

Is dinner ready yet?

They didn't even say hello. 

In case of energency phone for me.

Most of people like me.

What that happend was your fault.

Do you still remenber the day that we first met?

What the matter with you?

Why are you doing?

You only a baby. You're too young to understand anything like that.

Come back.

If not.

Who are you? Where are you

It's lucky for me.

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Do again

Little Sammy, 5 years old, swallowed a penny. She cried and thought that she was going to die. How her parents comforted he was impossible. To make she become calm, her farther took another penny, his in his hand and pertended that he had took it from Sammy's ear. He said:

Ok! I took it!

Sammy became very glad. And very quickly, she grabbed the penny on her father's hand, swallowed it and happily asked:

Father, do it again!

Precision

A grodessor in a practice medical lesson took a glass of some kind of yellow liquid and told his students:

This is an example of urine. If you wnat to become a doctor, you have to feel precisely both its and taste.

Then he dipped his finger in that liquid and tasted. The whole class was completely shocked. But because of listening to the professor's words, the glass was passed one by one around the class. After the whole class tasted that liquid, the professor shook his head and said: "You are very brave"! But if you paid attention, you would see that I had dipped my forefinger in the liquie, but my middle finger into my mouth. But don't worry! It is a mixed solution".

Mistake

A middle-aged woman had an heartache and was took into the hospital. When she was about to die, she met God...and he told her that she stillcontinued to be alive for 43 years, 2 months and 8 days more.

When be recoverd, she knew that she would live for a long time so she decided to stay at the hopital and took an beauty surgery to reform her face, totto her eyes and lips ,dye her hair..in oderto enjou her ldft days.

After the surgergy, she was discharged from the hospital...When she passed across the street, she was hit by a car and died. In front of God, she complainted, "I think you told me that I would continue to live for over 40 years more?" 

"I am sorry...I didn't realize you". God answered.

Dotage

Three old women were talking about dotage. One said:

Sometimes I hold a little of butter, but I forget what I intend to do: making a cake or putting it into the fridge.

The second said:

Sometimes I stand in a stair, but forget I am going up or dowm.

The last continued:

Fortunately, I haven't got dotage-And she knocked on the table and at the same time said:

What kind of suond is that?

Maybe there is someone knoking the door, let me open..

Mother's word

Helen lived with her elder sister, Marry. Both of them were over 74 single. They had a car. They rarely went out. When they went out, Mary always drive because her eyes were better than Helen's.

One day, the weekend, they went to a big town to have a look at something they had seem on on advertisements on newspapers. Both of them had never come to that town before.

They drove following the stream of moving cars, suddenly they turned right to a street where cars were prohibited. A policeman at the conner whisled to stop the car but Mary din't stop, so he drove his motobike to follow them.

After making them stop, he said: "Didn't you hear my whisling?". Miss Mary admitted their mistake politely: "Yes, I did! I heard, but at that time I remenbered my mother's word" When a man whistles, don't stop!"